THe Definitive History of the Jesters
It's a long story. Ask Jomo, Scorch, or Mart-O. They've been around since the beginning.
Vocals, Indi-Trini Curandera
Stirred not shaken… inspirations include: hats, she-ra (Princess of PoweR), Jem and the holograms anD stuffed Olives. She has a cat named perseus and has declared bacon her “forever meat”
Guitars, Pocket Lint Enthusiast
After pioneering "The Blooch" hairstyle that took the world by storm in 2002, JoMo turned his attention to all things pocket lint. He is determined to solve the polyester/cotton aggregation hypothesis that has befuddled textile scientists for decades.
Saxaphones, Gadgets, Gizmos, Poetry
Mart-O doesn't speak but his poetry makes us feel warm and fuzzy inside:
You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way
He plays bass. It's best if you don't ask any further questions.
Trumpeter, Present Wrapping
We don't know if he's human. We don't know where he came from. But if you need a present wrapped, there is no one better at producing crisp edges and tight bows.
Trombonery, Medieval Times
He's long, and he's strong and he's down to get the friction on. Jim holds the distinction of being the only member of the Jesters who can't read. Seriously - it's not funny. The guy can't read.